Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
10) Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet

9) Susan Lucci -- Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy

8) Farah Fawcett -- Struck by a random thought

7) Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Stranglers in the Night

6) RuPaul -- Prostate cancer

5) O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide

4) Madonna -- Exposure

3) Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"

2) Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease

and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:

1) Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window