Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: \"Jesus is watching you!\"

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. \"Jesus is watching you\" - said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

\"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?\" he asked.

\"Yes\" said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, \"What\'s your name?\"

\"Clarence\" answered the bird. \"That\'s a dumb name for a parrot,\" sneered the burgler. \"What idiot named you Clarence?\"

The parrot\'s answer: \"The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.\"