Your moma is so.....

ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, shae walked out with an application

ugly that when entered an ugly contest they said:"Sorry, No professionals."

ugly that i heard your dad met her at the pound

fat when she walks outside with a raincoat on people sart to yell "TAXI!"

fat when she jumped up into the air she got stuck

ugly last time she looked out the window she was arrested for indecent exposure

fat & stupid she thought a school bus was a Twinkie