Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you
like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way
out?"

"No," says Carlos.
Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang
almost to her knees?"

"No," says Carlos.

"Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so
mucho grande?"

"Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied.

"Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing
my wife?"