Elderly Pickup Line

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An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, with hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, also well dressed, attractive and sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, gazes into her eyes and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?

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