A Horrible Accident

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A man is in a horrible accident that is so bad that he loses his 'manhood'... He goes to a doctor.
"Erm..." the doc says,"I can give you a new penis, a small is $8,000, a medium is $11,000, and a large is $14,000."
"I'll take a large!" the man says.
"You should really consult with your wife first." the doc says.
The man goes home and the next day he comes back in. The doc says "Hello, have you made a decision?"
"No, my wife would rather remodel the kitchen."