Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: \"Jesus is watching you!\" 
Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. \"Jesus is watching you\" - said the voice. 
The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it. 
\"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?\" he asked. 
\"Yes\" said the parrot. 
The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, \"What\'s your name?\" 
\"Clarence\" answered the bird. \"That\'s a dumb name for a parrot,\" sneered the burgler. \"What idiot named you Clarence?\" 
The parrot\'s answer: \"The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.\"