Moving Time

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Husband and wife, moving house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about ?8,000. He approaches the wife and asks what the eggs are for, and she replies, "Every time I cheat on you I put an egg in the box". So he says, "That's alright, you've only cheated on me twice." Then he asks what the money is for. The wife replies, "Every time I get a dozen I sell them!"

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