Short Laughs
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
How do you breathe through that thing?
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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