10 things you don't want to hear from a doctor

1. The bad news is you have the desease, the good news is we can name it after you.
2. (saying to another doctor) Okay your on. First one done the surgery takes all.
3. If he's not the one with the tumor then who is?
4. Count backwards from 10 to 1. 10... 9.... 8.... 6.... 5.....
5. Right lung left lung what's the difference.
6. Yes, I have done this before....
...... on a dog.
7. You have a tumor in your... um ... I forget what you call it. Oh yeah1 your brain.
8. Okay students we are now going into the colon.
9. I think so.
10. A 2 year college is just the same as a 4 year one.