Your goal in this fun online game is to use pies to protect yourself against newscasters. You play the almost-deppy looking celeb trying to escape the news hounds. Avoid reporters and fend them off by throwing pies at their made-up faces. Distract them by collecting tabloid grenades. Choose your controls on the splash screen, mainly the ARROW KEYS for movements and "A", "S", "W", "D" KEYS to throw pies! Have fun!